Hitchin' a Ride

Hey mister where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour say oh no
Do you brake for distilled spirits,
I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
1,2,1,2,3,4
Cold turkey's getting stale
Tonight i'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella poison oak no

There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now i'm dehydrating
My tounge is swelling up
As say 1,2,1,2,3,4
Troubled times , you know i can't lie
I'm off the wagon and i'm hitchin a ride

There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating
My toungeis swelling up
I say .......SHIT!!!!!!!!!